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| Star Wars |
Rating |
| Luke, I am your father. - anonymous |
10.0
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| Do or do not...there is no try - Pioskie |
8.6
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| When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not - xander |
6.44
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| May the Force be with you - mike |
6.3
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| I find your lack of faith disturbing. - anonymous |
6.19
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| movies-other |
Rating |
| IWRlSnnTJMZocSQneHP - efr |
10.0
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| cUYFcDYGXrqicVPLJG - wefrg |
9.0
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| I think of a man and then I take away reason and accountability. - gruelPie |
8.59
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| "On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." - Edward Norton - RC |
8.0
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| NHrDgCcMpLBi - efrg |
8.0
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| Simpsons |
Rating |
| It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! - anonymous |
7.42
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| I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." - anonymous |
6.78
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| DOH! - gruelPie |
6.66
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| Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying. - anonymous |
6.29
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| Make me proud... or at least less ashamed. - anonymous |
6.23
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| television-other |
Rating |
| screw u guys im goin home - Ryan l |
8.26
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| Wait, I just remembered.....you're boring, and my legs work - ty |
6.85
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| It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear - anonymous |
5.84
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| There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. - ty |
5.83
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| You know what our Little League coach used to tell us: 'Hey, drink it off, buddy.' - anonymous |
5.58
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| radio |
Rating |
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Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless. - anonymous |
5.5
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| I'm hung like a pimple - BabaBooey |
4.85
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| oh baby, do you know what I would do to you physically? - anonymous |
4.8
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| vgZwUYUA - ady |
0.0
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| egfuXIlYNXhdtNKTgD - aelfdene |
0.0
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| Sex and the City |
Rating |
| Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed. - anonymous |
5.76
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| One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat. - anonymous |
5.5
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| Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis. - anonymous |
5.32
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| Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat. - anonymous |
5.17
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| No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends. - shawna |
5.02
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| your friends |
Rating |
| Never give up on life because you'll never find the true meaning of why you lived - Angela L.I |
7.0
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| "Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies" - tunnel vision |
6.0
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| Everyone brings joy to this place. Some when they enter, and some when they leave. - Emeril |
5.63
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| No smoking (by order of 5 members of the Beverly Hills City Counsel) - anonymous |
4.72
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| hold on, I know what to do. I've seen this in movies - wonofdaweefolk |
3.8
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| famous |
Rating |
| - ghjhhdduy7 |
10.0
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| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - gruelPie |
8.31
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| The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources - alpha bits |
7.53
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| Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - anonymous |
7.49
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| Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - anonymous |
7.1
|
| love |
Rating |
| usKGharbXkoepJlZc - ahhee |
10.0
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| MNvzHRQD - dfsrgfdg |
10.0
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| wLZAlcJUDOZ - qwfegrwfegr |
10.0
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| RscVqkSbBMztDviza - wegrh |
10.0
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| love never dies only your feelings can - Robert Adair |
6.8
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| inspirational |
Rating |
| No matter how many times you fail at something, you are never a failure until the day you quit trying. - anonymous |
7.39
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| And when he gets to heaven, to St Peter he will tell, 1 More soldier reporting Sir, I served my time in hell - Knetic |
7.33
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| "Get busy living, or get busy dying." - jasonk |
6.8
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| When opportunity knocks - answer - anonymous |
6.56
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| Obstacles are the things you see only when you lose sight of your goals - thierry |
6.24
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| Napolean Dynamite |
Rating |
| Napolean, your just jealous because I have been online chatting with babes all day. - Big fan |
6.81
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| so napolean what did you say you did over the summer again? i was hunting wolvariens with my uncle in alaska. did u kill any? like 50 of 'em'; they kept trying to attack my cousin what would you do in a sistuation like that? what kinda gun did you use? a fricken 12 gage what do you think?! - biggest flippen fan |
6.63
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| I see you're drinking 1% milk, Is that because you think you're fat? - anonymous |
6.59
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| Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. - anonymous |
6.26
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| I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. - anonymous |
5.89
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| bible |
Rating |
| Let he who is without sin cast the first stone - cody |
6.45
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| If we're all Gods children, Whys Jesus so special? - SocialHazard |
6.0
|
| Love Jesus. - Gale |
4.74
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| God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. - anonymous |
4.56
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| A Bible falling apart could only belong to a person who isn't - shawna |
4.44
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| Family Guy |
Rating |
| Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo' - tom |
7.87
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| Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch - tom |
7.02
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| Holy crip he's a crapple! - Big fan |
6.83
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| Do these huggies make my ass look big? - cody |
6.79
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| Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents. - cody |
6.65
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| Shakespeare |
Rating |
| To be or not to be....that is the question - tom |
5.46
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| Out, damned spot! - cody |
4.58
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| qdbVuIIbI - aegyptus |
0.0
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| BfHqXJvIU - afet |
0.0
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| mCctDJRFmPJQazTFz - aguino |
0.0
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| sports |
Rating |
| I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important —like a league game or something. - anonymous |
6.81
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| I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character. - marc |
6.45
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| I've been big ever since I was little - anonymous |
6.39
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| 100% of the shots you don't take don't go in - tom |
6.1
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| No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room. - tom |
6.02
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| Seinfeld |
Rating |
| Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. - anonymous |
7.41
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| I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual." - anonymous |
7.0
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| Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. - anonymous |
6.92
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| So I tell her, 'I think I should leave now'. And she looks at me surprised as if she couldn't understand what had just happened and why I was leaving... The only excuse that I could fathom would be acceptable is to tell her that I am indeed Batman, and I'm sorry I just saw that Bat signal out the window. - anonymous |
6.73
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| Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. - anonymous |
6.59
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| political |
Rating |
| I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it - Darren |
7.27
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| I did NOT have sex with that woman - anonymous |
6.62
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| "FUCK BUSH" - ryan l |
6.54
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| "Political Correctness is Tyranny with Manners" - JJ |
6.33
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| It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody - tso |
6.03
|
| Matrix |
Rating |
| Dodge this - anonymous |
5.66
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| Don't think you are, KNOW you are - anonymous |
5.37
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| Do you hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound, of your death - alpha bits |
5.21
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| There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path. - :-) |
5.0
|
| there is no spoon - anonymous |
4.47
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| wisdom |
Rating |
| A diamond with a flaw is still worth more than a perfect pebble - anonymous |
9.67
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| Life is not a journey to the grave with the intent of arriving saftly in a well preserved body, rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totaly worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW! What A Ride!" - JdHaystack |
6.88
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| "Organized religion is socially acceptable cults." - ME - RC |
6.83
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| "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." - anonymous |
6.56
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| Only the educated are free - anonymous |
6.55
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| comedy |
Rating |
| Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - anonymous |
7.05
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| 7/5th of people don't understand fractions - Knetic |
7.0
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| Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - ty |
6.93
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| "Everyone has to have something to believe in, I believe I'll have another drink" Dean Martin - anonymous |
6.63
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| "If Im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer." - Ace Ventura - RC |
6.6
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